Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Today’s Great Line from the Literature

Auto Date Friday, September 21st, 2007

From Jacob and Wollman (1958), Symposia of the Society for Experimental Biology, 12, 75-92.

“One is thus led to dispose all known genetic characters on a circle….It seems unnecessary to emphasize that this diagrammatic representation, which is the simplest one that will account for the observed results at the present time, is not meant to imply that the bacterial chromosome is actually circular.”

(It is circular.)

RIP, the English Language

Auto Date Thursday, September 20th, 2007

There are some people around who say “nuke-ular” (as in, “NOOK-yoo-ler”) instead of the conventional (and correct) “nuclear” (”NOOK-lee-er”). I can accept that this is a relatively easy thing to fall into, since “nuke” is a fairly common slang word, and both words have something to do with nuclear power, nuclear weapons, and so on.

Today, a professor was giving an introductory lecture, and I was half-paying attention (I’d heard this part before). But wait, did she just say “nuke-ulotide”?? Yes, yes she did. Not “nucleotide” (NOOK-lee-oh-tide), but “nuke-ulotide” (NOOK-yoo-lo-tide). Since this was a bioinformatics course, I spent the rest of the lecture trying to stop the bleeding from my ears.

A Great Line from the Literature

Auto Date Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Via the Evilutionary Biologist, from the acknowledgements of this paper (PDF):

This manuscript has been improved substantially by the suggestions of C. Chang, B. D. Collier, C. F. Cooper…and two anonymous reviewers. Any errors that remain are their responsibility and theirs alone.

Wonderful!

The Asimov-Clarke Treaty

Auto Date Friday, September 14th, 2007

I hadn’t heard this before, but comment 10 on this post was rather awesome.

The post is an interesting topic, too, about who’s the modern Asimov (in terms of science writing).

Wine and Literature

Auto Date Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

I found this figure in a review paper that I’m reading (MV Rockman and L. Krulgyak (2006), Nat Rev Genet, 7, 862-72), and I think it’s awesome. More papers need figures like this.
Wine and Microarrays in Global Gene Expression Analysis

Nerd-ily Romantic

Auto Date Monday, August 6th, 2007

From the Loom, a scientist gets his wife’s initials (”EEE”) tatooed onto his body in the form of a genetic code (i.e. Glutamine-Glutamine-Glutamine). Very nerdy, but kind of sweet.

(cons ‘xkcd (cddr ‘(Star Wars is awesome)))

Auto Date Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

xkcd really hits the spot this time, with this brilliant strip:

Reasons to use LaTeX

Auto Date Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

I occasionally come across pages like “The Beauty of LaTeX” or other tutorial and article that evangelizes the semantic, archival, aesthetic, and typographical value of LaTeX. Whenever I do, I’m reminded of this reason I once heard from a graduate student:

My advisor really likes to crushingly edit my work; no phrase goes untouched. So when I wrote my thesis, I did it in LaTeX, and since there isn’t a “Track Changes” like in Microsoft Word, he has to edit it by hand, on paper. Suddenly, only really relevant suggestions and edits were given back to me.

(Of course, LaTeX does have a sort of “track changes” type package, but it’s not quite as easy to use as MS Word, and requires knowledge of LaTeX.)

Seventeen Syllables of Pure, Unadulterated Frustration

Auto Date Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Stupid notation!
Couldn’t they just have told me
(d / d x) is ∇ ??

Mentorship

Auto Date Monday, July 23rd, 2007

From now until around May, I’ll be on the hunt for a Ph.D. advisor. Amusingly, I came across this Nature article on what makes good mentors at the same time that PhD comics had this strip: